Puckered Pete retires, heads east and guess what? 

Subject: Retired Pete
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1998 08:46:50 -0500

A retired puckered penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. So he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first service station.
After dropping off the car, the penguin decides to take a walk through
town. He sees an ice-cream parlor and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides
something cold would really hit the spot. He opts for a dish of vanilla
ice-cream and , having no hands, proceeds to make quite a mess with his
little flippers.
After finishing his ice-cream, he returns to the service station and asks
the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from under
the hood and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, No," the penguin
replies, "It's just ice-cream."

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